I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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