I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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