Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I want to make a zoo with you.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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