Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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