Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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