3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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