last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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