i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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