just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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