she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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