Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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