And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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