Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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