Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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