I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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