You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I am naked and annoyed.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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