real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Holy sore nipples Batman
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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