awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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