I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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