Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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