I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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