If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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