He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
