Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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