I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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