im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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