yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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