I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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