it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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