I wannas sexs uuuuu
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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