She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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