I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
