And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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