why didn't you poke me back
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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