elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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