i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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