When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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