So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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