it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just ate a handful of salt
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