That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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