I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
kristin has been a bad kristin
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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