its not stalking. its research.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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