guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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