It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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