i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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