I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Drunk is not a location!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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