The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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