just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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