all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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