The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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