What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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