I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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