Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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