i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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