i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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